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[ INVENTIVE.:
:.INVENTIONS ]
- Screen projector wifi unit or Flat Screen Televsion.
- A projector screen.
- The New 720i Jad Hybrid Holographic Box.
- The New 720i Jad Hybrid Holographic Eye Piece.
- PC or Mac with a wireless screen projector interface card or external hub.
- Screen projector wifi unit.
- A screen projector or empty wall.
- PC or Mac with an available usb port and an internet connection.
- Flat screen television with an available usb port.
- Jad TV account
.:Technological Gadget Inventions:.
[ Interactive Holographic Cinema Video Game ]
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This interactive hybrid unit functions as a HD Cinema Projector and as as a HDVideo Gaming system.
If your tired of waiting for the silver screen actors from performing their script written duties, flip your wiFi Toggle Switch and now your the SSA (silver screen actor) character. Step into a virtual 3d immersed world where all the given rules of video gaming apply but you have the option of sticking with the Hollywood script by performing manueuvers based upon the actor's pre-built construct. If your feeling brave, go solo by being a true maverick and complete the mission based environment. Basically, you have the ability to watch the movie or become part of the movie by controlling your favorite character. Every time you press the menu button, a holographic image appears explaining your game objective and game rules.
Interactive Cinema Video Game (CVG) Technology: Imagine watching your favorite movie and thinking, man she or he should have done this or done that. With the interactive switch toggle control, you would be able to enter the Video Game Mode. The Video Game Mode would allow the user to create a new character or choose from any actor that is acting from within the movie being viewed. However, this new type of video game allows for much more realism. From there you would be able to act out the plot according to how you saw fit. Not only that, but the user would have the ability to customize many core game engine constructs. You would have access to an entire library of pre-built ideas. The movie plot could be visually represented as a game map. Now for the interesting part-you would be able to create a game schema that would mesh with the overall cinema plot. The user could verbally speak to the television set and it's highly sophisticated built in voice recorder would find a match within the enormous library of custom built design constructs (LCBDC) For instance, let's say you are watching Blade Runner and you flip your interactive switch. You speak “enter video game mode.” The movie pauses and responds would you like everything translated to polygon 3d objects or would you like to preserve original cinema footage (which would add to the overall realism.) You speak: "generate two opponents", a window appears allowing you to chose between a list of real-life actors, or a method of building custom built ones. You speak: "opponent’s strategy = to prevent Harrison Ford (Blade Runner) from killing Rutger Hauer (the Leader of Nexus 6.) CT speaks (computer television) "How do you want to accomplish this?" You speak "I propose this method or that method." Than a listing of possible scenarios become available. You speak: "display weapons" and an array of weaponry is posted. You speak: "display special effect to incorporate into battle scene". Anytime you decimate an opponent, those special effects are utilized. Now, if something you speak into the CT was not already part of it's game construct, the highly sophisticated algorithms would convert your ideas into binary code. From there, you could test your thoughts in a separate testing environment, where you could train and fine tune the CT to perfect your commands. In short this would be a new type of video game-part movie/part video game, but highly interactive.
[ Wifi Screen Projector Unit ]
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How about a digital wifi projector unit which can wifi interface to any pc or mac. From that point, all you would need is a projector screen (any size) and the computer screen will display on the screen projector or empty wall. But, this new digital screen projector unit contains a toogle switch that duals as a mouse based or touch screen based system. Every change you make to the screen or wall is automatically updated to your pc or mac.
[ iJad DirectTVCinema]
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Feature A:
What happens if you upgrade to another tv receiver? You lose all your movies. Well, now you have the option to save the list of movies out as a .txt or .xml file. Copy this file to your usb key then transfer this file to your pc or mac or use the transfer queue tab from within your new receiver.
Now, access jadtv.com, login and select "transfer movies" from queue. Now you load the .txt or.xml file to the server and your movie array will be directly re-downloaded to your new jadtv receiver box.
Feature B:
Built in wireless feature that allows you to connect to the "OnDemand" feature which allows you access all movies which have ever been shown within OnDemand. This would be synonomous to netflix tv movie streaming feature. There is no need to purchase a bridge or any other device to connect your tv to the internet.
Feature C:
Built in gaming feature which allows you to download and play video games from our server. This feature requires a usb joystick to connect to the back of your flatscreen TV. Once a month, you'll have the ability to directly send your feedback to our game programmers and in turn receive feedback in response to your comments. If you game idea is used, we will publish your name along with the credits and offer a free scholarship to a select group of gameprogramming schools. Also, you will have the opportunity to land a job as an apprentice game tester within our company if you so desire.
Feature D:
Ability to connect to a myriad of online music sites including napster. All you need is a current "napster to go subscription" and now you can transfer your music files directly to your new iJadDirectTVCinema box.
Feature E:
Every so often you can enter a contest to submit your screen play to a select group of movie directors. The winner would be allowed to have his name appear within the credits when the movie gets released. In addition, you'll receive a free scholarship to a select group of film schools.
Feature F:
Strap the new iJadCam on your TV and now you can video chat with anyone who has the new iJadDirectTVCinema box. As long as they have our signature brand equipment.
Portable Massage Unit: Two heavy-duty rubber types of hands that are mounted to its base unit. There are three buttons. The on/off switch moves the hands and down. The rotating switch rotates the hands to the left and right. The hardness setting adjusts the strength in its hands. This unit could come in a variety of sizes. The base would be black and the hands would be flesh toned.|
GPS Tracking device for athletes: This key coded weather proof watch will allow the unsuspecting athlete to escape any type of unforeseen accident by entering in a unique code that would have a satellite system contact the nearest authorities.
Since this tracking device will pinpoint an individual's exact location, the Emergency Response Team will evaluate the circumstances to analyze which vehicle would ensure the persons best chance of survival.
Anti Theft Glasses: This clever gadget works work with certain glasses, and allows the victim to automatically take a picture of his/her perpetrator by sending a voice command which is programmed directly into the microchip. Once the microchip recognizes the victim's sound wave, it's built in camera takes a snapshock. The image is automatically sent along with a distress signal to pinpoint the coordinates of where the crime is being committed.
Tire Pressure Sensor System: All new tires will have a mandated standard to include a sensor chip that detects if the wheels are getting low on air, if the pressure is between two ranges; the chip sends a flashing red text warning to the LCD display screen of the automobile. If the tire pressure falls below a safe level, the text warning not only flashes but also makes a sound, leaving the driving no excuse not to fill his tires.
Computerized Electrical Sensor Detector for Appliances: This circuit board contains a microchip that will allow the home owner/tenant to safely leave his/her house without the worry of starting an electrical fire. If any appliance is left on after X amount of minutes, an alarm will sound off. If the alarm is not responded to in X amount of minutes, (disabling the electrical device), a signal is sent to the local fire station. The computer than analyzes this signal and processes the home's address. This device contains a circuit board with a chip: for sending the digital communication signal; two alarm speakers (for different ends of the house), and a lock box in case the fire department needs to unlock it to access the home key.
Computerized Anti-Fire Detector: This circuit board contains a microchip that will allow the home owner/tenant to safely leave his/her house without the worry of any fire breaking out. If a fire occurs, a signal is immediately sent to the fire station. The computer processes this signal and the fire department has the resident's address and phone readily available. The fire captain will than call the person to verify if everything is all right. If no one answers the phone, a fire truck is instantly sent to the home address. This fire detector comes with a circuit board for transferring the telecommunication signal as well as a built in fire detector, and a lock box in case any fireman needs to have access to the house.
Portable motor for athletes: Imagine mountain biking, inline skating, snowboarding, and your energy gives out, but you still want to make it up that grueling hill. Well, with a compact-lightweight motor that attaches to your back (like your backpack), now you can. When the lazy mood strikes: you pull the ripcord and off you go. This motor should go no faster than 10 miles per hour. In case of emergency purposes, you would still be able to force yourself to stop without too much worry.
Animal GPS Tracing Device: Imagine it's the Fourth of July and your animal has gone A-Wall. Well, with a miniature tracking device attached to his/her collar you can always retrieve a transmitted response that will display on a separate LCD panel. Hop in your car and go round them up before the animal shelter does. Wait, so what! You will have a location coordinate that shows where they are being detained.
Retractable Vegetable Cutter: Knifes no longer required! Put all your vegetables in the special container and switch the setting tab to the selective vegetable type. Once you shut the lid and suppress the button with the desired cut you wish for (thin, Juliet, minced, etc), the electrical chopper begins its process.
Onion peeler: This works similar to the vegetable cutter, except the onion cutter skins the onion and has three different cut settings (minced, thin, thick). You simply insert your onion, close the lid, select the setting and out the onions shoot out like grass comes out a lawnmower.
Day Light Savings Saver: There would be one master unit that could send a signal to all other slave clock timer units. Once the slave and master devices had their circuit chip installed, the master could control the slaves. When daylight saving is within the range you program in, the master would transmit a timer change to every other slave clock within
your household, hence automatically changing all the clocks for you.
Interactive Programming Platform: This handy-dandy programming language allows the programmer to either speak or type in exactly what he/she is expecting to do. Once the voice is recorded or the query is appended, the platform will return different methods to go about programming the desired result. If the return is pretty straight forward the platform will simply code out in a special text field what it is the programmer wants to do.
Wireless Global Networks: This would allow anyone who has the proper software installed to share any information with any computer, regardless of: whether it was a laptop, difference in operating systems, even cross platform issues (Mac, PC, UNIX.) Once the software was running, anyone who was using this software would be able to network together. Due to hacker attacks, this wireless global network software should not be shared outside of one's company or household.
Wireless Video Conferencing: With this software, anyone running it would be able view others online, and seamlessly press a "ask permission" button to receive communication rights with the desired party. From there, there would be no need for IP numbers or fancy configuration. If you wanted to play online games, you would simply make a request, and if accepted you would start your game. If you wanted to video conference, you would make a request, and tell the computer (voice recognition software) to dial this phone number, and if answered, your monitor as well as the second parties monitor would double has a camera. This means you would be able to see the person you were talking to through your monitor.
Wireless Streaming Digital Photography: This new hybrid of cameras would allow the photographer to press a transmit button to access the wireless network to send anyone with a valid email the picture stored within the cameras "Internet Folder."
Transparent Active Mouse: that shows a little mouse moving about within the wires, when the user presses a button a little mouse squeaks out. Available in all colors.
Affordable Interactive Animation Program: Similar to what Hollywood uses to capture the movement of humans. This device would strap to the body, and allow any movements to be captured to certain animation programs. But, if you wanted to further your movements, for instance, the swing of your hands should have been wider and higher, you would speak in to your microphone (which is directly connected to your AP: animation program) to swing two inches wider and three inches higher. This in turn would be translated by the built in voice recognition software to the built in programmatic dictionary set of movement rules that, which would render those moves onto the screen without having to start this process all over. In addition, to having voice recognition, you could capture a frame or multiple frames from any DVD, .AVI, .MOV, or through your S-Video cable that's connected to your TV, to simulate those movements or simply splice the characters into your program and render the final phase onto your hard-drive.
Power Surge Intelligent Computer: Find yourself away from home and a storm hits, only to discover you left your computer on, with that awful feeling: is your data going to be safe? The next generation of computers would/should have a built in storm detector. An electrical microchip component would be hard-wired in the circuit board that detects if lightning is either striking or about to strike, or if the weather has drastically changed X number of degrees (either hot or cold), or the wind factor is now blowing at a force of X. Your computer will safely close all open programs and proceed to safely shut down your little misbehaved child.
Wireless Global Video Game Unit: With this device you can connect your favorite video games to a special console. Than, turn any TV in the house to channel three and you can play your games within different rooms. If you have a two player game, one person can play "player one" with the living room, and another player can play "player two" from the bedroom, and any number of spectators can view these games as long as there are other TVs in the house that are set to channel three. If you're buddy within X mile radius has his/her own "Wireless Global Video Console", you can play each other from your respective houses.
Voice Activated Print Function: This software will allow you to access any valid file by a voice control sensor that resides on your sound card. It starts at the root folder (for windows: it starts at your desktop than moves to your C: drive) and travels down through the hierarchy until it locates the file (image, text). Once it locates this file, it opens up your file manager program (windows explorer), than turns on your printer and prints a hardcopy from the file that you have specified.
Interactive Athletic Software Trainer: Now you can have your own personal trainer with the athletic coach digital camcorder and software. Imagine just you and your surfboard alone in the ocean and you cannot quite get up on the board. Either bring a friend or stabilize your digital camcorder on the beach and let the magic eye be your tutor. Once you plug this unit into your computer, the binary coach takes over and analyzes all your moves, than gives you the best possible methods to correct what it sees that you are doing wrong. The software would have (similar to chess) all the pre-determined moves artificially built into the program. With voice-activated responses, you can even ask its advice on a particular question regarding your specific sport. Each software contains the fundamental principles to get you started (one recreational activity per CD).
Interactive Cinema Video Game: Imagine watching your favorite movie and thinking wow she/he should have done this or done that. With the interactive switch control, you could create a new character or choose from any actor acting within the movie being viewed. Now you can control the actor and interact just as you would if you were playing a video game. Perhaps you don't want to toggle the video game switch, but rather toggle the interactivemovie switch, this would allow you to be apart of the movie as the original movie structure dictates.
Amusement Park Roller Coaster Ride: that allows the individual to be strapped directly to the tracks with skate type wheels in an upright position. The tracks would accommodate two humans side by side.Amusement Park Roller Coaster Ride: that travels backwards and allows the individual to be strapped upside down with his/her feet attached to a metal clamp, which is obviously attached to the track. Sitting arrangements would be in a two by two formation.
Amusement
Park Water Coaster Ride: that allows the individual to be strapped directly to the tracks face up, lying on one’s stomach. The track's surface would be made of a very soft rubbery/plastic type of surface; hence, the rider would not walk away with burns. The tracks would accommodate one human per ride. The ride would include: twirls, loops and steep inclines. At the end of the ride when the rider hits the water, a jello like cage catches him/her to protect them from riders that will be approaching from behind.
Speed Rope and Wave: This tunnel, which is at least 1000' feet long, 200 ft' high, and 400 ft' wide and will be brightly lit. It contains a Bart track that suspends from the ceiling. At the end of the track, is a contraption
similar to that used by the dry cleaning places (that revolves around to delivery your garments.) The reason for the track is simple: a rope approximately 180 feet, (leaving you room to get wet by the waves) dangles from its' track. The faster you throw it-the faster its momentum accelerates. Speeds can easily
reach 50 miles per hour. This rope is made of a very sticky surface, once you touch it, you can't let go, that is, until you reach your destination which is the loading/docking area about 800' feet down the way. You program the high winds and the height of the waves into the computer.
Deflated Balloon Ride: This works on the same principle of a balloon. Once it pops, it will zigzag around until it finally hits the ground. An indoor arena of 300 ft' high by 200 ft' wide by 300 ft' long would be constructed. The walls would have to be made of some sort of rubber (in case the rider runs into them). Once the rider was strapped in the balloon, a net covering the ground floor would stretch out from the wall. This would be a suitable landing spot. Once the rider reached a certain altitude, the balloon (which had many holes) would be electronically
removed. As the air from the balloon becomes less and less, the rider would experience this out of control "Balloon Rush Sensation."
Enhanced Bumper Car Ride: The days of the old bumper cars should be long gone. These new cars would allow the individual to reach speeds up to 25 miles per hour. It has a manual transmission for quicker acceleration, as well as being able to stop on a dime. The rider would be completely strapped in with a helmet. The course track would be four times as large and the bumpers would be made out of something a bit softer (to cushion the contact better).
Park Water Coaster Ride: this hybrid is part land-part sea. This beast would penetrate the water and remain underground for periods up to 1/4 the duration of the ride. When the coaster dips down, either a protective shield will pop up and secure the rider, or the rider will remain completely uncovered. This would allow the rider to become completely saturated while exceeding speeds over 100 miles an hour.
Bob Sled Coaster Ride: This ride simulates the traditional bob sled which three people per sled traverse down very steep and windy turns. This ride should who reach three times the height of any typical roller coaster. The riders would need to take an elevator to the top. Each ride should support one sled that has an interval ratio of 10 seconds between the other sleds. Each sled would stop at the end of the ride within 10-20 of each other.
Toe Strap Twirl Ride: This simulates the Ferris wheel except, instead of sits, it has feet buckle locks. You dangle from the metal hangers from your feet hanging upside down. This ride spins around in a clockwise type fashion at speeds up to 30 mph.
Anti Smoking Bracelet: Strap this piece of jewelry on and light up. But wait, once you light up within 30 minutes you will get an incredible sensation of being nauseated.
Even days after you have smoked your original cigarette, pipe, or cigar, you will still feel sick. In the bracelet there is a chemical solution that seeps into your skin that reacts to the nicotine. You might ask why would you try such a thing? Well, consider the health risks that come from smoking (especially cigarettes). If you want to quit, strap this on.
Multi Purpose Automobile: With this new hybrid mobile, you can switch modes that would allow the driver to access: land, sky, water and even simulate a submarine that travels underwater. With the press of a button you can access different worlds allowing you to become super diverse in and through your explorations.
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